NEWS, VIEWS, BUT
SORRY! NO BOOZE
The biggest news to come from the Uncle Fun World Corporate Headquarters of Fun is simply this:
THE FUN EMPIRE HAS GROWN AGAIN!
Kick up your heels, East Coast Fun Seekers!
Uncle Fun has opened up a new store within the American Visionary Art Museum in Baltimore, Maryland. No longer will you have to travel to the Midwest for all of your fun needs. Even though we're always happy to see your smiling faces in Chicago, we realize that sometimes it isn't always easy to hop a plane to get last minute Pee Wee Harmonica or score a Slinky in time for that hastily-called Board of Directors meeting.
Well, fret no more, East Coasters because we now are
proud to present:
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